You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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