I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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