Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sext me about skeletons
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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