Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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