just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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