tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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