I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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