You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
