Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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