so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
