Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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