id be glad to
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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