how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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