is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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