I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Randomize
