Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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