ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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