one two three fourrrrnication!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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