Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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