I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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