did you get engaged???
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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