every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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