even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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