I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You dont lie about slip and slides
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The power of my boobs compel you
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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