why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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