Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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