@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Randomize
