gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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