try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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