My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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