I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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