What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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