I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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