i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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