Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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