I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
After last night, I could never be a politician.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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