I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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