Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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