so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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