i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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