we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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