Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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