did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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