1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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