The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Hippo gnu deer
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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