He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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