Me too!
I think I died a long time ago.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I need water and some morals
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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