last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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