I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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