I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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